Monday, November 10, 2008

Gooey Eeeky Things

A lizard fell on my head the day I came back to hostel from Diwali vacation, my mom said its good luck, I’m still waiting for the goodluck. Completely! I try the hardest in my life to not face this ugly creature and I just cant escape it I guess. One time (exactly an year ago), I was studying late at night it was say around 2 AM. I rarely sit on the study table and study. So I was on my bedroom floor with all my papers and it was really silent.

Suddenly I hear this funny paper sound. But I let is go, thinking its windy. And then I hear it again.. LOUDER! I get up and look around.. to my complete dismay and HORROR.. I see these two lizards making out (or whatever they were doing) on my desk! I wanted to scream... it was so gross. I hate lizards.. and they eek me out. They are so creepy. Eww.. and I was so scared. I am very scared of anything that crawls or any kind of reptiles.

Sooo.. I RUN to my mom's room, wake her up and I tell her that there are two lizards on my desk and I dont know what to do. My poor mom who was so sleepy told me to just sleep beside her.. but I was so scared I couldn't fall asleep at all after that. There is no moral in the story. Except for the fact, that, I hate Lizards so much. They're horrible. And especially when they're romantic.

This is true, I remember cause I put this back from an email I wrote to a friend that night. Gross, man. And today morning, just a few days since my recent lizard encounter, the damn thing was crawling right under my bed upto my cupboard. Shit. Does anyone know any sure shot measures to get them out of my poor small cramped room? Its my ugliest nightmare if this thing gets to my clothes hanging at the back of my door.

Other than that, I’m ve been cribbing so much about how I’m so poor. My roomies dragged me to that new Inorbit Mall in Vashi, and, shoot, its full of all this great stuff. That pink Marks and Spencer scarf, and the brown Benetton Jacket, oh and that Red kurta from Global Indian (or whatever that shop is called). Which reminds me, what is that shop Adamis? And how the hell in the world do you pronounce it, I think it’s a grossly bad move if its an Indian company, even people who’re studying business like me get intimidated and not up for it, its more crowd repulsive and weirding out, that attractive. Anyway, on the whole, I ended up feeling terrible that Sunday and so utterly insignificant amoungst all those awesomely dressed girlie crowd. I need money. Maaaaaannnnneeeeyyyyy Mannnnn! I wish my dad was a terrorist, or atleast an MLA. :-/ Huh.

Anyway, I have this article to read for my HR in Services Sector Class, its on HR Practices in Japan, its 18 pages. But I'm told it gets better later, I just don’t know how many pages should I skip to get to later.

10 comments:

Arya said...

Nainy,keep empty eggshells in corners of your house...this will keep the lizards away..Let me know if it doesnt works, i'll use my hunting skills to get yu rid of Lizz.

Arya said...

Option 3, Toy gun : http://www.a-kon.com/bm/bm~pix/1-1-155~s600x600.jpg

joe said...
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joyous said...

Hey...even i heard about the lizard egg-shells trick..i really dont know what's the logic behind it...but someone once told me that looking at the size of the egg-shell,the lizard wonders which enormous creature's egg-shell this is??? and then leaves the house out of fright...

AJ said...

Especially when they are romantic ...

:D

How were you even able to make out that they were?? They could have been fighting probably :p

shokhi said...

eeew.....they freak me out too....and this is not to scare u but to warn u they do get to ur clothes.....hanging there....there was one in mine months ago.....its so shitty, yucks....

Hussain Haidry said...

Ek dafa main class mein baitha hua tha aur mere sar ke upar tubelight ke paas manhoos chhipkaliya pure zor se ishq farma rahi thi. Kisi ko bol bhi nahi sakta tha, log chhipkaliyo pe kum mujhpe zyaada haste.

Teri feelings samajh sakta hu. :D

Sonia Gaud said...

i wish you recorded that romantic scene and sent the footage to discovery channel. any time i turn on the TV and come across this supposedly 'GK enhancing' channel - they're always showing animals making love...or the whole story of how creatures attract each other...ew!

Amit said...

Reading your blog somehow makes me feel you enjoy slower things in life. You should try reading Murakami. If you have never heard of the author, start with his most famous novel, Norwegian wood.

Cheers.
Amit

T-REX said...

Its my ugliest nightmare if this thing gets to my clothes hanging at the back of my door.


It happened with me and it was a chamelion not a lizard..